One of Life's Mysteries Solved

I have figured out one of life's mysteries. People say there's a God shaped hole in all of us. It's true. But there is another hole as well. It's a dog-shaped hole. So I need to get a dog. And if you're a male from Tulsa, there's a gun-shaped hole in your heart. Probably several. Which is why my brother bought an AK-47 as well as a 40 caliber handgun. So there you have it; mystery solved.