Justice: June 2005

Preaching to the Choir

Sermon Preaching to Choir Funny, originally uploaded by _Justice.

I love my pastors, though I would never want to be one. These are included for them.

Too bad he didn't stick with it. Women would have had a new sport:

Extreme Hebrew Cheerleading!

Sluggard, Ant & Magnifying Glass

Sluggard Ant Magnifying Glass, originally uploaded by _Justice.

Be Careful Who You Fry

Sluggard Magnifying Glass God, originally uploaded by _Justice.

Ants have a powerful ally.

Don't Put Antichrist in Your Radiator!

Pun Antichrist in radiator, originally uploaded by _Justice.

Psalm Reader

Pun Psalm Palm Reader, originally uploaded by _Justice.

This is awesome!

Punk

Punk Israelite, originally uploaded by _Justice.

Peter, Wash Your Own Feet

Jesus Peter Wash Your Own Feet, originally uploaded by _Justice.

There can be too much of a good thing.

Peter - Fishers of Women

Peter Fishers of WOMEN, originally uploaded by _Justice.

Ha! Yeah.

Goat Milk

Goat Milk, originally uploaded by _Justice.

Goat Milk Lite

Goat Milk Lite, originally uploaded by _Justice.

Noah - Snipe Overboard

Noah Snipe Overboard, originally uploaded by _Justice.

Noah Sends Out the Cat

Noah CAT overboard, originally uploaded by _Justice.

I would have sent the cat before the dove too. Cats are smarter.

Noah's Ark Menu

Noah menu CARIBOU rabbit, originally uploaded by _Justice.

The Mediocre Samaritan

MEDIOCRE SAMARITAN, originally uploaded by _Justice.

One of the best!

The 10 Commandments in Public

Lawyer 10 Commandments Irony KP, originally uploaded by _Justice.

I love this one, but I hate the truth it represents. America is no longer a Christian nation in terms of what we practice. People who oppose the public posting of the 10 Commandments do not understand how much God's law improves society. What evil can result from children honoring their parents? What possible illegal activity could occur if people actually feared God enough to stop stealing? The 10 Commandments set us free to be better people, because if God tells us to do something, He will give us the strength to do it.

Kids in Front of Church

KIDS in Front of Church KP, originally uploaded by _Justice.

Jonah as told by a Whale

Jonah as told by WHALE Repent, originally uploaded by _Justice.

Armor Armour of God

Homonym Armor Armour of God KP, originally uploaded by _Justice.

Homonyms are great.

Hivites Hive-ites

Homonym Hivites Hive-ites, originally uploaded by _Justice.

Chauffeur Shofar

Homonym Chauffeur Shofar, originally uploaded by _Justice.

Zeke Guarding His Heart

HEART Zeke Bkball Guarding, originally uploaded by _Justice.

For Jonathon Nagy.

Halloween Overzealous Accusation

Halloween OVERZEALOUS accusation, originally uploaded by _Justice.

Oh brother....

Fred Prayer

Fred Prayer FUNNY, originally uploaded by _Justice.

I love how this parodies our religious communication with God.

Elijah and the 10W30 Oil

Elijah OIL 10W30 Women Prophets, originally uploaded by _Justice.

We do need more women prophets.

Dog and Stick

David DOG Sticks, originally uploaded by _Justice.

Dog returning to Vomit

Dog returning to VOMIT KP, originally uploaded by _Justice.

Dead dog = false resurrection

Dog FALSE prophet resurrection, originally uploaded by _Justice.

This is so stinking funny!

Xmas

Cmas Xmas XIANS X, originally uploaded by _Justice.

In the Middle Ages, when priests were writing in Latin, they reserved the letter X specifically for God. That's why in some Catholic literature you see the symbol that looks like "XP" for God's name.